The Department of Natural Reserves at the Wisconsin State Fair Grounds has been overrun by what can only be described as walking corpses, some dead and buried for hundreds of years. Local residents are in a panic, and everyone fears the worst!

"It's horrifying," said a distraught Andrew Bartzis of West Allis. "They're all over, bodies and skeletons and these things just keep coming after you! Half their skin has come off, oh man, it's awful."

"There was dirt flung all over, like somebody'd been tryin to dig up the bodies. But none of the coffins was messed with. It scared my dog so bad, he run off howling, and I haven't seen him since."

Metro News has uncovered startling evidence that the

undead have in fact risen due to exposure to toxic substances unearthed by recent military experiments in the old mine near the DNR.

Bartzis went on to describe how the contamination works. "It causes raging insanity, followed by death, followed by re-animation of the dead [bodies]."

"They've gotta do something! It's out of control, it's only a matter of time before these things escape and the whole city is overrun," said Steven Schindler, caretaker of the historic graveyard and one of the first witnesses of the horror. "There are real zombies in the DNR and no one is safe!"

Due to the crisis, no one from the police or military could be reached for comment.